so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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