A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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