Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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