Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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