Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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