This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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