Pants 0. Shit 1.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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