she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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