you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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