think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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