I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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