also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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