let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Randomize
