i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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