yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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