chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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