i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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