No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Randomize
