First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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