dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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