I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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