It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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