I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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