I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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