Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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