did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We don't watch enough power rangers
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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