But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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