I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Did I show you my penis last night?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We're too hungover to prance.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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