fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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