PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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