I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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