I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Sponge bath it is.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just want nice things and good sex
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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