As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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