I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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