Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize