Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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