no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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