People with herpes should wear stickers.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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