Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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