well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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