let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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