If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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