he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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