I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
