She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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