No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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