stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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