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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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