I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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