New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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