Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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