I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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