i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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