yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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