I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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